The London Shite

Anyone who's been in central London will know all about The London Paper (spelt 'thelondonpaper', because we don't want to waste precious advertising space with unneeded spaces) and its bastard cousin, The London Lite. Both handed out for free by legions of strange men in anoraks, together they do their level best to waste as many trees as possible whilst providing as much journalistic worth as the litter tray of a diarrhetic cat. They make their money from selling advertisement space alongside sordid tales of morose celebrity 'gossip' and other stories so boring you'd be forgiven for thinking you were reading a badger's arse instead of a newspaper.

Frustrated by the quality of this toilet roll, and convinced (as ever) that I could do better, I embarked on a noble project to create a worthy competitor. Below I present two sample pages of MY free London newspaper, The London Shite, designed with all the principles of the gutter press in mind. And it literally is the gutter press, because that's where most of it ends up every sodding day. Keep London tidy!

The London Shite

The London Shite

Permalink || Posted 12/8/2007 by Pete

3 comments »«

  1. T - 13/8/2007 - 3:29pm

    Pete you are a genius.

  2. colin - 23/8/2007 - 12:09am

    pete you never fail to amuse. i especially like the birdicide!

  3. T - 8/4/2008 - 3:23pm

    FFS update this place!

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